BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Joel Osteen the pastor of the largest church in America, comes out in favor of same sex marriage. The megachurch leader explained that he refuses to pass judgment on anyone’s lifestyle, as long as they have the capacity to regularly write his ministry a check, or send the money by a direct deposit to any of his several offshore bank accounts.
Great April Fool’s joke, but then again, not much about this guy would surprise me…esp since he has the nasty habit of refusing to call sin sin.
Nothing surprises me about Joel Osteen! Nothing!
This Is Simply, Just A Wrong Thing To Do.Even On April Fools Day. ‘Nuff Said
@Anthony – Please don’t tell me you actually follow this guy.
Thats the “Happy Pastor”! Likes everything and everybody.
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@Blake I Am A Saved Christian.I Do Watch Joel Osteen, Because My Mother And I Like His Upbeat Attitude.Everything Is Not Hellfire And Brimstone. I Follow Joel Osteen, I Try To Go To Church And I Have My Own Relationship With God.
Anthony, breathing some of that hellfire and brimstone once in a while wouldn’t hurt a thing. Might even wake up some people. Personally, I’m extremely tired of all this pussy footin’ around.
Anthony, Osteen won’t even call Mormonism, a non-Christian cult. You would thing he knows better.
@Blake Please Have A Very Blessed Week.
@Anthony – You’re actually taking this website serious? It’s satire! And it has about 5 disclaimers! Lighten up a little. It’s all in fun. No one was harmed.
I don’t even know who this is – but I tend to follow Jesus, not some guy. Well I follow one guy, but that’s a different story altogether. WARNING ANTHONY nothing is sacred to Blake on this website, it’s all in satire, sarcasm or jest and if you can’t accept that – well, you won’t get to laugh as hard as the rest of us do!
What a pig! Another Judas selling Jesus for money.Wow!
There are a lot lot him. So sad.
we not suppose to eat the “pork” Do not throw pearls to swines!! Poeple need to ake up to the evil that is all around them!
has this been verified?