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BREAKING NEWS – Fayetteville, North Carolina – Megachurch televangelist Joel Osteen is now receiving criticism for going to North Carolina…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Televangelist Joel Osteen canceled services at his Houston megachurch last Sunday, reluctant to reopen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Victoria Osteen was featured on Larry King Live to launch her new skincare for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – In front of his capacity filled largest church in America, Joel Osteen announces that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen, has once again have many people referring to him as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Even with mounting pressure, mega church pastor Joel Osteen still refuses to give a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Mega church Pastor Joel Osteen, is now encouraging his faithful followers to start sending…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – “Joel Osteen Radio” will debuted in October now brings his message to SiriusXM listeners…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Pastor Joel Osteen says in his new book “You Can, You Will” that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The U.S. Attorney is now investigating Joel Osteen, who is the pastor of Lakewood…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – In his most recent sermon, televangelist Joel Osteen who is worth an estimated $40…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Televangelist Joel Osteen’s church in Houston announced Monday that $600,000 in Sunday donations were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Joel Osteen the pastor of the largest church in America, comes out in favor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The pastor of the largest church in America televangelist Joel Osteen, is seen having…

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