BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is seen at the conclusion of a scheduled meeting he had with the Easter Bunny. The Commander in Chief reminded the furry creature, that he was a very positive model for the nationally recognized day. He explained by saying that people should focus more on the Easter Bunny because it spreads joy and happiness, instead of Jesus, who is entirely too judgmental, and often makes people feel extremely uncomfortable regarding some of the choices they make in their lives.