BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After addressing thousands of people in front of the Lincoln Memorial, President Obama was overheard stating that history will eventually prove that his inspiring articulate oration, easily surpassed Martin Luther King’s speech 50 years ago. He explained, that his prestigious degree from Harvard versus King’s degree from relatively unknown Crozer Theological Seminary clearly makes him intellectually superior. President Obama concluded by saying that if anyone in MLK’s family disagrees with his analysis, it’s rooted in jealousy not based on reality.