BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius has touted “dramatic” improvement in the functionality of the federal health exchange website (ObamaCare) since its flawed rollout October 1, and even advises potential customers to use the site during “off-peak hours.” When asked specifically what is the best time to try to enroll, she responded, “Between 8:00 p.m. and 8:02 p.m.”