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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the fact that football is the most popular sport in America, Vice President Joe Biden sends a letter to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, urging him to extend the season starting this fall. His suggestion in the letter was to make football like professional baseball, by lengthening the season from 16 games to 162. Biden also stated that to insure the safety of the players and other practical reasons, they should probably prohibit double-headers.