BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton finally responds to the ongoing questions on why his head is so disproportionate to the rest of his body. He explained that size of his head continues to increase, due to the amount of knowledge it continuously accumulates. The reverend stated that, “My brain is constantly processing, analyzing, and organizing important information.” Sharpton acknowledged his intellectual limitations by concluding, “I do have issues with mathematical computations, and the IRS emphatically backs me up in this regard.”