BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – Hillary Clinton is actively courting women voters in her campaign for president, but her newest endorsement may still come as a surprise. The Bunnies at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada, have publicly announced their support for the former First Lady. Finding this endorsement offensive and unacceptable, Bill Clinton immediately flew to the ranch to launch an investigation, vowing to remain there until he has personally questioned every employee there, after an hourly fee has been prenegotiated.