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Lately, I have noticed a very strange coincidence. Every time I pick up some food at my favorite seafood restaurant, Long John Silver, when I press the brakes while driving home, my car fishtails. I told my psychiatrist about my experience, and he immediately increased the dosage of my medication. I think that was a coincidence too.