BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – A woman remains in critical condition after being savagely attacked by her pet poodle. Witnesses say that the dog savagely attacked her after it saw in a mirror how ridiculous she made it look.
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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – A woman remains in critical condition after being savagely attacked by her pet poodle. Witnesses say that the dog savagely attacked her after it saw in a mirror how ridiculous she made it look.