BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In light of what has happened in Egypt recently and several other middle eastern countries, Janet Napolitano the Director of Homeland Security, and Robert Mueller the Director of the FBI called for an emergency hearing at Congress. They both emphatically state that they have credible evidence, that violent protests and riots are presently being planned in several major U.S. cities in the near future. They concluded by stating that it is more than likely being organized by teenage Muslims that are still angry that Justin Bieber didn’t win a Grammy.