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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Millions of dollars are being wagered in Sin City in regards to who Donald Trump will appoint as U.S. Attorney General. If it’s Rudy Giuliani or Trey Gowdy, people are betting on how many pairs of Depends, Hillary Clinton will go through in the first hour after she hears the news.