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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – In a town hall meeting, Al Gore and Maxine Waters get into a shouting match, on issuing responsibility for the Houston flooding. Gore blames global warming and Waters blames President Trump. After both of them calmed down, they reached a compromise and determined that it was a little bit of both.