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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Sacramento Kings play-by-play announcer Grant Napear, who called games for the NBA team since…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on that calls for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration said it has awarded a $354 million contract to a Virginia…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sixteen former Watergate prosecutors have notified Emmet Sullivan, a judge for the U.S. District…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced that he’s instructed the U.S. Navy to “shoot down and destroy”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Democratic Michigan state lawmaker has credited President Trump’s publicizing of the anti-malarial drug…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough was slammed on social media for falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump on Wednesday insisted that he was justified in branding the coronavirus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching ESPN, Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding a congressional investigation, alleging racism….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A 100-year-old retired Tuskegee Airman was lauded by President Donald Trump during his State…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ theory on why President Trump had Iranian General Qasem Soleimani killed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., appeared to have been tricked by Russian pranksters into thinking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another sign of how closely divided Americans are over politics: The annual Gallup poll…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russian President Vladimir Putin thanked President Trump by phone for the U.S. providing information…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several media organizations were forced to make retractions Tuesday after falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after New England quarterback Tom Brady. “Birds of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Washington Post published a gasp-inducing headline for the ages, describing ISIS leader Abu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cory Booker and Kamala Harris storm out of a meeting with the Congressional Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lawrenceville, Georgia – A former NFL player has been accused of trashing a restaurant and an ice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters wants to curb the desire for violence by children by targeting…

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