Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough was slammed on social media for falsely…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump on Wednesday insisted that he was justified in branding the coronavirus…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching ESPN, Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding a congressional investigation, alleging racism….

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A 100-year-old retired Tuskegee Airman was lauded by President Donald Trump during his State…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ theory on why President Trump had Iranian General Qasem Soleimani killed…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., appeared to have been tricked by Russian pranksters into thinking…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another sign of how closely divided Americans are over politics: The annual Gallup poll…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russian President Vladimir Putin thanked President Trump by phone for the U.S. providing information…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several media organizations were forced to make retractions Tuesday after falsely…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after New England quarterback Tom Brady. “Birds of…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Washington Post published a gasp-inducing headline for the ages, describing ISIS leader Abu…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cory Booker and Kamala Harris storm out of a meeting with the Congressional Black…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Lawrenceville, Georgia – A former NFL player has been accused of trashing a restaurant and an ice…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters wants to curb the desire for violence by children by targeting…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now saying excessive gloating is grounds for impeachment. “President Trump is…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, grilled former special counsel Robert Mueller on Capitol Hill, accusing…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Osaka, Japan – President Trump sat down with Fox News host Tucker Carlson for an exclusive interview…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After last week’s democratic debate, Maxine Waters is now leveling new charges at President…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS Los Angeles, California – Mayor Eric Garcetti is being targeted for removal from office over his handling of…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A college professor in Georgia is drawing criticism for his online comments about illegal…

Continue Reading

1 2 3 7