BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Two boys tried to steal pizza delivery car but could not drive stick. Miguel Garcia [left] and Rojelio Sebastian [right] attempted to steal a Domino’s pizza delivery driver’s car. Issac Javier Ortez, was bringing a pizza to Garcia’s neighbor. Ortez left his car running in the driveway as he went to make his delivery. He recalled trying to give the resident their pizza but they denied they ordered one. That’s when Ortez heard his car’s engine revving and turned to see two boys with their faces covered attempting to flee. The ACLU is now referring to stick shifts as racist, and is calling for a national boycott of Domino’s. “We are currently conducting our own investigation,” said the civil rights organization. “But we believe manual transmissions are linked to Donald Trump, because he doesn’t want the Hispanics in this country driving cars. First the wall, and now this? We feel this is automotive documentation of his hostility toward Mexico.”
