BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to attorneys at the ACLU, parents that assigns their children chores, may be guilty of forced labor. “We believe that any mother or father who mandates their children to perform daily tasks around the house, should be paid at minimum wage $15, plus a gratuity,” explained ACLU President Susan Herman. “These freebies have to be stopped! And we are strongly urging these kids to unionize. We also feel that any child grounded by their mom or dad for more than five consecutive days, should be afforded the exact same rights as a POW.”
