BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – Canada is one step closer to the accidental legalization of cannibalism after the House of Commons passed a typo-ridden Bill C-45, formerly known as The Cannabis Act. “I think no one wanted to be the one to point out the error,” MP Sara Anderson said. “We all thought someone else would do it, and then they called the vote, and here we are, all voting to legalize cannibalism.” One unnamed elected official of the House of Commons that had a crazed look on his face, was escorted out of the building after raising his hand supporting cannibalism, while simultaneously sprinkling some seasoning on another member’s head.
