BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Ed Markey, D-Mass., in promoting his Green New Deal, and alleging that President Trump’s Florida estate will be underwater within 15 years if the U.S. does not act to stop climate change. “Within 15 years, Mar-a-Lago’s going to be underwater for over 100 days a year, it’s going to be Mar-a-Lagoon, not Mar-a-Lago,” Markey said in a discussion on the Green New Deal at the Council on Foreign Relations. However, his motivation for making such a prediction is now being questioned, after he also introduce a law which will mandate that every citizen in Florida has to buy some expensive scuba gear from a company, he reluctantly admitted he is about to create.