BREAKING NEWS – Delaware, Dover – Joe Biden appeared out of the familiarity of his basement after nominating Kamala Harris as his running mate. Feeling very comfortable that he’ll get the black vote, he was seen wearing braids and smoking a Kool while strutting, trying to locate a basketball court. He ended up getting lost looking for gym, and the Secret Service informed him that what he thought was an iPad that wasn’t giving him any directions, was actually an Etch-A-Sketch.
