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At a prayer meeting…
Man 1: Heavenly Father, Most High God, King of Glory, Almighty God, Great and Awesome God, Yahweh, Everlasting Father, God of heaven and earth, Lawgiver, Lord of Hosts, God of gods, God of all comfort…
Man 2: Would you knock it off! Just say His name one time and ask for something!