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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In Matthew 22:23-33, Jesus makes it clear that there will not be any weddings in heaven. So, I was wondering,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though it doesn’t say it in the bible in the first chapter of Genesis on the sixth day when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Matthew 10:35-37 records one of the interactions between Jesus and the disciples James and John. 35 Then James and John,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a couple of friends I was hanging out with that are both Catholic. And over the years, they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the highly symbolic Book of Revelation 6:5 it reads: “When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I got kicked out of a fifth bible study this year. It was prompted by me advancing a theory…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream last week. I dreamt that it was Judgment Day, and God had a special…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Christian friend of mine just came up with an idea for a new business. He plans on renting out…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine is extremely accident prone, and here is his latest incident. While helping me move…

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This is for any Christian that is selfish and self-absorbed. “You’re so vain, you probably think this sermon’s about you…“

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine is the assistant pastor at my church, and he is also a former English teacher. Anyway,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the bible during Jesus’ lifetime, he pretty much walked everywhere he went with the exception of him entering Jerusalem…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the Old and New Testament of the bible, people frequently drank wine, and the Jews gave a nickname for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the gospels on a couple of occasions Jesus fed at least 4000 using only a few loaves. According to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that just became a Christian, asked me out of the four branches of our military which…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A new neighbor of mine rejected my offer to come to church this Easter because we “believers” are inspired by…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I guess some things are unavoidable. Even if airplanes existed 2000 years ago, and Jesus wanted to avoid having to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, it looks like I have to get a lawyer, because my “former” friend that’s also a pastor is taking…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A couple that lives next door to me are getting a divorce. They know I’m a Christian, and they asked…

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