Dear Blake,
My lazy next door neighbor regularly uses his leaf blower to blow the leaves from his trees off of his front lawn, unto mine. I want to be friendly, but I’m getting tired of this. What do you think I should do?
Signed, Garfield
from Concord, New Hampshire
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Dear Garfield,
The next time he does that, take the leaves and stuff them in the exhaust pipe of his car. Once he breaths enough carbon-monoxide it will be unlikely that he’ll do it again (or anything else). I hope this helps.
Blake