Dear Blake,
I’m not a sports fan, and I never have been one. But I don’t get the title “Super Bowl”. What’s so super about it? There is no mention of Clark Kent and this “so called” big game is not played in Metropolis. I tried to find some info about it in the sports section of the Daily Planet, but I found out that newspaper does not exist. Your thoughts.
Signed, Alesha
From Foster, Rhode Island
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Dear Alesha,
You say you’re not a football fan? I find that hard to believe, because your letter suggests to me that you play the game regularly, without a helmet. When I read that you were from Rhode Island, I accurately assumed that you were uninformed and stupid. If a comic strip character is part of your reality, then you are obviously not being properly medicated. However, I want to help you. I know that you live a tiny town in the smallest state in the country, so I’m assuming they have very few mental health facilities there. But you’re in luck, because I did a Google search, and I found a nuthouse that will take you in, that’s about an hour away from where you live. You can find it by using your GPS for directions on how to get to Gotham City. I hope this helps.
Blake