Dear Blake,
For Mother’s Day, my wife wants a facelift. She’s 45 and wants to look 25. Your thoughts?
Signed, Doug
From Nashville, Tennessee
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Dear Doug,
First of all I’d like to say Happy Mother’s Day to your wife. regarding you question, I believe that Hollywood has proven that facelifts guarantees people will look a lot uglier as they get older. Wooden faces like Joan Rivers, Burt Reynolds, and Michael Jackson all make my point. Explain to her that most people don’t age well, and it makes no sense to spend money which will more than likely make her eventually look even more ghastly. If you genuinely believe that your wife is getting uglier by the day, then do the sensitive compassionate thing by complimented her regularly about how attractive she is, after you’ve removed all the mirrors in the house that she’s already cracked. I hope this helps.
Blake