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Dear Blake,

I want to take a vacation somewhere in the United States. Are there any places you think I should avoid?

Signed, Meredith
From Seattle, Washington

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Dear Meredith,

There are some places in this country I would avoid. Here’s a few:

Chicago – Violence is so out of control there, that gangs are now recruiting new members at baggage claim at O’Hare Airport.

New York City – The Big Apple has gotten so use to their pathetic drivers, that running over a pedestrian is now only punishable by a $250.00 fine and traffic school. Some of which can be done online and how long does online traffic school take?

Alaska – Eskimos out there have such a low opinion of the lower 48 states, that they teach their young at an early age how to hunt seals, wolves, and tourists.

Florida – By far, they have the most senior citizens. And the majority of them behind the wheel of a car are usually legally blind or can’t hear.

New Jersey – Too many reasons to list.

And finally, Cleveland. This is such a depressing place to live, that people that work at their suicide hotline, often cannot give callers a reason to live. I hope this helps.

Blake