Dear Blake,

I’ve been a lawyer for over 20 years, and I hate lawyers. They are constantly filing pointless paperwork which causes unnecessary delays, and it enrages me! What’s your advice?

Signed, Ty

from Henderson, Nevada

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Dear Ty,

The next time it happens, I would suggest that you reach over and literally strangle the attorney to death right in the courtroom. Even though there will be plenty of witnesses, because you killed an attorney, it’s not likely that any jury in America will convict you. I hope this helps.

Blake