Dear Blake,
I am really torn. I’m a Mormon and I have been scheduled to be a missionary in New York City for 18 months. On the other hand, many people have told me that I have the face of a model and I’m thinking about pursuing that as a career. What do you think I should do?
Signed, Capella
from Henderson, Nevada
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Dear Capella,
Why not do both? When you walk into someone’s house to spread your faith, don’t sit down. Just continue to walk back and forth across their floor like a model on a runway in fashion show, as you explain to them what you believe. You can also tell them that Victoria’s Secret recently moved from the Big Apple to Salt Lake City. Just remember, in NYC those heathenistic Yankee-worshipping horn blowing boneheads will pretty much believe anything. I hope this helps
Blake