Dear Blake,
I’m 7 years old and the youngest of three girls. My older sisters are 20 and 15 and they won’t ever play with me and it makes me sad. Can you help me?
Signed, Josie
from Henderson, Nevada
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Dear Josie,
Here is how you can get their attention. The next time they go to bed at night, get your mommy’s scissors and cut off large portions of their hair, and then use different colors of permanent markers to color what’s left. Make sure by the time you’re done, they look like they’re a lead singer in a heavy metal band. If they still won’t play with you after that, tell them they better start sleeping with one eye open, because you recently bought a body piercing kit. I hope this helps.
Blake