BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – Eastman Kodak announces that they will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Newly released internal memos by CEO Antonio M. Perez, reveal that he did not want to use any more of their resources to invest in film, concluding that all cameras would soon become obsolete. Perez also stated in the memo, that he believed fewer and fewer people would want to be photographed, because the vast majority of the people on this planet are getting increasingly uglier at an alarming rate.