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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, adds NBA Hall of Fame star Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to her staff. Jabbar’s primary responsibility, is to be present at crowded social functions that Bill Clinton attends, to monitor from across a room if the former president is touching any women inappropriately.