BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden sends a registered letter to the Guinness Book of World Records, stating that it was unfair for them to list him as the most idiotic vice president in U.S. history. Biden did acknowledge that the title given to him is probably accurate, but he added that they should wait another 50 years to start this new category, so future vice presidents will have an opportunity to equal or surpass his well documented level of stupidity.