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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Blacks from inner cities all over America are currently outraged at Pope Benedict XVI. The Pope later apologized to them, stating that he never should have made the attempt to be more relatable to them, by trying to wear his glasses in a “cool” way, while flashing gang signs.