BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – Afghanistan’s President Hamid Karzai, Pakistan’s President Asif Ali Zardari and Iranian counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, all hold hands after signing a movie contract with Warner Brothers, to play in the middle eastern version of “The Three Stooges”. Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak refused to sign on, because he didn’t want a supporting role as Shemp.