BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) are outraged at the secret in house ruling by the Supreme Court, that has now been made public. By a vote of 6 to 3 split down gender lines, the Supreme Court justices rule that to insure that the women are always fair and objective, they are excluded from ruling on any case while going through PMS. Chief Justice John Roberts state that the ruling was necessary because every month around the same day and for no apparent reason, in a fit of rage two of the women would regularly throw law books at the male justices and threaten to scratch their eyes out.