BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Fourth graders at Long Beach Elementary School were stunned and shocked after President Obama explained to them the affects of high gas prices. He told them that if they no longer can afford to catch the bus to school when the cost of bus passes go up, then they must walk because their education is important. Obama concluded by saying he was confident that in time, they will become proficient at constantly running through high crime areas, and crossing streets during high speed police chases.