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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Business tycoon Donald Trump, is photographed outside his New York City hotel on a very blustery day. After his hair started flapping in the wind, he is seen holding up his hand when one of his staff members tosses him a bottle of industrial strength scalp glue.