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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Newly elected Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is photographed getting emotional when he realizes he’ll be returning to power. He sheds a tear knowing the overwhelming task he’ll soon have, regarding torturing his political opponents and sending the survivors to a prison in Siberia.