BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an extremely rare move, President Obama requested consultation from former President Bush regarding the sky rocketing gas prices. Bush suggested that he export less oil to China, so it could be used in the United States at a considerably lower price. Obama stated that he still is going to go with his alternative plan, which deals with high fuel prices from a different angle. He says he plans on assisting the American people, by allotting $200 billion in a low interest loan, to help increase production at Schwinn Bicycles.