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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple Computers finally acknowledge that their new iPad heats up to 116 degrees because of a programming error. They explained that unfortunately, certain key words when typed, automatically raises the temperature, and are warning people to avoid using the iPad to check their hotmail.