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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now stating that he is definitely reducing government spending in the near future. It appears that his motivation to reverse his previous course, was prompted by the republican controlled House of Representatives cutting all funding for Air Force One, and replacing it with a 1963 bus.