BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After gathering information nationwide on lottery winners who have won millions of dollars, the FBI announces some shocking statistics. When a couple with a shaky marriage wins, within one week of collecting the money, 65% of the time one of them hires a hit man to kill their spouse. When the marriage is solid, 42% of the time their teenage children plot to kill both of them. The youngest person that ever planned on getting rid of his parents after they won a big lottery, was a 7 year old straight “A” student, that was going to poison his parents by using his junior chemistry set.