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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Ann Romney, the wife of Mitt, defends herself on CNN regarding allegations that she never worked a day in her life. She explained that with her 5 kids and 16 grandkids, it’s a full time job creating the daily schedule, which insures that all family members dress exactly like everyone else.