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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession at Yankee Stadium. With slurred speech, the popular green Muppet set down his beer and admitted that he was an alcoholic. He added that he has over 15 DUIs, and is no longer allowed to drive down Sesame Street.