BREAKING NEWS – Palm Beach, Florida – The NAACP recently uninvited republican Congressman Allen West, from speaking at their local chapter, because he called the Congressional Progressive Caucus, “Communists”. They now have reversed their position. The Martin County chapter of the NAACP, stated that they will re-extend their offer to him, providing that he promises to actively campaign for President Obama in the fall, and to regularly attend prayer meetings hosted by either Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton. After hearing their proposal, West complained of nausea, and then rejected their idea.