BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – You could hear a pin drop in a church after President Obama answered a question from a member of the congregation. The question was, if he thought Jesus could help him in some way to better this nation? Obama responded by saying, that “Jesus lived in a small town, and didn’t have any noteworthy experience with community organizing”. He then added, that “In the current economy, job creating is important, and Jesus’ qualifications does not compare to his, in the area of creation”.