BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has outraged many African-Americans, after she tweeted the “N” word, while hanging out in France with Beyoncé and Jay-Zee. She later explained that she was intoxicated, and believed she was living in the late 1800’s. She tweeted the “N”, and then told them that if it became the law of the land, she would release both of them after the Civil War.