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BREAKING NEWS – Bellefonte, Pennsylvania – Accused of being a pedophile, former Penn State football denies that he has ever been attracted to young boys. He tells Judge John Cleland at Centre County Courthouse, that if he’s acquitted, he plans to pursue his other longtime dream of becoming a Catholic priest.