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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Televangelist Creflo Dollar addresses his congregation after spending one night in jail for choking his 15 year old daughter. The police who are still investigating, state that Dollar still refuses to give an explanation on why he has so many books and news articles about the Boston Strangler.