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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Neither President Obama or Vice President Joe Biden have budged from their position regarding U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder. Both men maintain that the real reason why Holder has been held in contempt is because he is black and stupid, and would be treated differently if he was white and stupid.