BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Angry protestors are seen outside the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Official’s annual conference, as President Obama addresses the large crowd inside. They accuse him of soliciting their support, and then diligently deporting them. Obama responded by saying that he has been booting them out of the country, because he’s disappointed that many of them which are illegally in the United States, have not been aggressive enough in obtaining the fake documents necessary to vote for him in the upcoming election.